Three of the server, not including admin.

Friday Night 's Dream in. mystical disappearance. kittens. lunch. ... Message from MP. problems of communication. Analysis and Synthesis. Mnemonemy. Memories of money. Turn on the third microphone! .

Predydschuie chapter:.
Chapter 1. Server.
Chapter 2. Admin.

Anyway, was already one in the morning, and terribly sleepy. Mike, according to pohrapyvaniyu already overcome spiritual crisis associated with the transition to offline all of his contacts.
- We must be on duty, - said Sergey significantly.
- Yes, and Misha have to keep your eyes open - agreed Cyril - Elk healthy, who knows that he comes into my head.

We cast lots by throwing fingers ( still do not understand how it works, but I always try to pretend that I understand ). I had the last duty, under the same morning, and the first watch on the atonement Sergey. He sat in a chair, and we spread all the same jerseys and went to sleep.

I usually sleep in the new place is bad, very sensitively, and at once I wake up, if something goes wrong, but this time, it seems, nerves take a long vacation. I woke up surprisingly well rested and refreshed, so the house does not always sleep enough. If not for the wild cries of ...

The lighting in this local fluctuations of the concrete was artificial, and day and night did not differ, so we had to look at the clock to understand what about the third watch we are not talking: It was about half past nine.

My friends woke up and had something very worried.
- Mike was gone! .
- A server checked? .
- No, the door is closed, - Cyril shook his head - kind of Mystery.
- Mysticism is the lack of knowledge - I could not resist to quote some of the classics of Marxism -Leninism - We must look for a hole or hatch, surely there is something.

And we began to search for. Moved the refrigerator upside down pile of cables and spare parts. At the same time rose so thick pylischa, consisting of clumps of dust rolled up ( one of my friends admin, inclined to poetry, and called them ...

We obstukali all the walls, pulled and almost sniffed all the lattice as in the ... All was useless, as Michael was leaked through the wall and disappeared without a trace. More precisely, it remained on track - it is blocked (hell, do not keep track!) Laptop, which was well in the same place, and the base of wireless headphones KOSS. Headphones seem to have remained on Misha.

Not finding out, and pretty tired, we returned to the refrigerator and got a bite.
- Time is almost lunch, we were probably already looking for - suggested Sergei, slicing sausage, - The idea is to check who is the last we saw.
- Hardly, - I was more skeptical - surely little woman had just gone to rest, I suppose, and did not wake up. And in general they are not seeking to. And I suppose the chief picked up yesterday and woke up in the evening, and he alone is not up to any server.
- While we must count only on themselves, - summed up Cyril.
- Let's try to go once again to all messages that we have left today in the internet and see how things are - invited Sergei - Maybe we can find in the internet at least one smart person? .

I think I already said that Sergei great optimist? .

The maximum effect is given, of course, Learn. Not in the sense of usefulness, but in terms of volume. User 3vservernoy scored almost two hundred friends, who were mainly that did whatever over each other. There were people 1vservernoy, 2yvservernoy, and a dozen clones that were told all sorts of stories about life in the back, mostly with sexually perverted bias. In short, Learn happened that the line. However, as usual.

But the situation was no better at blogspot. Some people picked up a bad password, and began to publish youtube videos with amateur footage filmed in some (obviously not ours) server. Rollers transparently hinted at a homosexual nature of the relationship trapped in a server.

There were some well-wishers who ...

The story turned even beyond the Internet: two flash mob took place at the station at the Tretyakov in Moscow and one near the Hermitage in St. Petersburg - the group, 50 people sat on their heels together and simultaneously clothed striped cap. Arrested for 2 very drunken parties that have declared themselves as members of the party ... User 1vservernoy announced raising funds for our defense, a couple of foreign human rights organizations issued a cautious communique condemning oppression of the peoples of server.

One angry MP went on television to stop ' internet hooliganism ' in his blog:.
- I write from a server so I called some number, and sent to me there, excuse me, help- desk. Do not send in Russian, I am a simple man, I could understand Russian, but just did perversely, some aunt did not live, that is mechanical! .

Pro-government websites came up with a sharp condemnation of ...

But amidst the clouds of homophobic comments, and advocates gomofilov nerds ( who occupied the third position of some part of them even demanded the recognition of individual system administrators biological species) found a thread in which several people have reported that a call to the specified number us, and hear only beeps.

- It looks like we ourselves have painted themselves into a trap - too many people rang in the guard, and the number of disabled or simply not taken up now - Cyril shook his head, - We are overzealous in trying to attract attention, it seems.

' Server ' has become universal, and flash-mobs gegom: each wanted to mention ... At anekdot. ru opened a special section called ' We the server ', full of idiotic jokes, and ...

It seems a long weekend cause acute attacks of ennui, and internet dwellers are willing to inflate any topic. Username and krevedko -mania rest compared with all of this madness.

All Internet happily entertained ... In an attempt to post the request for assistance or zakontachit on ICQ or Skype with someone, we immediately sent to either ignore the comment ' zadolbali ' or start [very stupid ] Stebaev.

In the end we gave it a futile exercise, and gathered to discuss the current situation.

- Do - it still has nothing, let's try to somehow play - Sergei, as always, was optimistic.

In general, we do not lose, trying to get out of here. It became clear that the fast path will not work, and we must approach the problem thoroughly.

I have noticed that when you try to do something fast, get a long, dreary, and usually not the first or even second attempt. And if you approach the matter thoroughly, slowly, it all turns out to quickly and easily. unless of course it was not fundamentally flawed from the first attempt, as in this case.

Reflecting in a quiet manner, I suddenly remembered my login and password on webmoney. In fact, username and password are securely encrypted with a simple children's rhyme, mnemonic, so to speak. But with these mnemonemami ( like ' I know, and I remember very well ' - the number of letters in words is in the number of digits of Pi ) all the time I have published a continuous embarrassment. I remember that I remembered something mnemonic, but it 's very Mnemon I can not remember - or something of Agnes Barto, whether from the Marshak, and if I remember mnenomonicheskoe rule, it is after the fact remembered. I wanted to remember.

Whatever it was, I quickly ( not to forget ) and silence ( so that no one was distracted ) uploaded a new purse, logged, and Hurray! .
- Cheers, - I yelled - Live! .

At one point the money is loaded on Skype, and now you can call! .
- Does anyone have a microphone?.

We felt his pockets, turned back -end, but the microphone was not there, including the design did not include built-in microphone on the laptop Misha. Happiness was so close, so maybe. and therefore bummer was grandiose.

A glimmer of hope appeared and disappeared when we tried to send SMS, but this service is Skype does not seem to work with Russian networks and Internet services networks themselves regarded as blocked our IP.

-. illegitimate son of an African viper! - ended his long and complicated emotional tirade Cyril. Sergei and I breathed a respectful - built structure had 20 floors in height, not less.

- And maybe we will order pizza for delivery webmoney and ask us? .

The idea was simple though, but was, unfortunately, is not brilliant: no delivery service ( pizza and other items ) does not take orders (even paid! ) Without confirming the call. Despite the fact that the idea has failed and an attempt to cost us $ 20, it cheered us - we realized that, even with access solely to the online channel, we can run different processes in the real world and it needs only time, the communication channel .
The end of the third chapter.
continued here.